Emizel XENO Raid

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Full retranslation of the Emizel XENO Raid Event

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details ahead. Proceed with caution!

Raid Intro:

Emizel XENO: Whew.. whew... TINK! Where's the escape route?!


Emizel XENO profile: An Emizel from another world who became the middle manager of the XENO faction. He was captured by Mao's XENO Capture device and subjected to unspeakable experiments in Mao's laboratory. With the help of Tink XENO, he attempts to escape from the lab. Will Emizel XENO live to see tomorrow?!


Tink XENO: This way here! Of course I secured an escape route in advance!


Tink XENO profile: Emizel XENO's childhood friend who is attempting to use his connections to further his career ambitions. This Tink takes good care of Emizel XENO as a result, and is helping him to secure an escape route to safety. Even though Tink XENO tries hard to curry favor, he has not seen much preferential treatment despite his efforts.


Emizel XENO: Good, as expected of my best subordinate! I always believed you'd come through!

Tink XENO (thinking) : Well yeah, how else am I gonna ride your coattails to power?

Tink XENO: Think nothing of it, young master! That Mad Scientist is no match for you, let's regroup to somewhere safe!

Emizel XENO: M-mad scientist..? M-Mao... E-experiments... N..noooooo....

Tink XENO: Y-young master!? Are you okay? Please don't have a breakdown here!

Emizel XENO: Aaaaagh! Th-those experiments were too terrible for words, I can still feel the... Huh? Is that... Flamelord Majorita?

Majorita: Huhuhu! What a great prank I've come up with today! You're such a genius, Majorita! I can't wait to see the panic on Usalia's face this time!

Emizel XENO: Tink, attack!

Tink XENO: You say 'attack', but it's Majorita. Just recently, I already lost soundly to her, I do not wish to repeat it.

Emizel XENO: Yeah, but that time there were three Holy Guardians together, right? But she's all alone now...! Even if we escape now, we'll be going home empty handed. But if we can defeat one of the Holy Guardians, we might even get promoted to a senior executive position...! This is our chance to show what we're made of, we can't miss it!!

Majorita: Hm?

Emizel XENO (lands a hit) : Haha! I did it! Finally, Flamelord Majorita is beaten!

Tink XENO: Not so fast, young master! It looks like all that did was irritate her!

Majorita: Huhuhu... I don't know where you came from, but I'll be sure to teach you what a fool you were to attack the great Majorita...! Have you made your peace? Time to Kill and Recycle...!

Emizel XENO: Eeeep! This isn't the Flamelord! Somehow, she's even scarier!?

Emizel: Hold it right there, Otherworld-Me! I won't let you get away!

Frostlord Rozalin: Oh, I had assumed he'd been completely abandoned by his friends. What a bother we have to subdue him again.

Flamelord Majorita: Oooh, look, Rozy! There's a me in this world too! Awesome!!

Majorita: W-what?! You have the same face as me!? No, not important now. The first thing to do is punish these guys.

Emizel XENO: Geez...! Ganging up on me, two Holy Guardians, and even Player...! Dammit, this has gotta be some kinda joke! Fine, I'll take on all of you with my full power!!


Raid Ending: Who Cares About That, Let's Rumble

Tink XENO: Young Master! There are too many of them! Perhaps we should retreat!

Emizel XENO: D-Dammit! These fools are looking down on me again?! Did you forget!? I'm from another world too, same as the Holy Guardians! I'll show you how capable I really am... Next time, for sure!

Majorita: 'Next time?' Are you stupid? After trying to assassinate me, you think I'm gonna let there be a 'next time'...?

Emizel/Tink XENO: Eeeeeek!? PLEASE FORGIVE USSSS!?

Emizel: Huh!? Hey, don't run away!

Frostlord Rozalin: It seems they escaped... again... In the end, we should have expected this.

Emizel: Man, I was really hoping the Otherworld Me could grow up a little after all this...

Majorita: HEY, meatpuppets. What the hell is going on here? Who's this kid with the same face as me?

Emizel: Oh, sorry for the late explanation, this is the Majorita from another dimension, and...

Flamelord Majorita: Who cares about that, let's rumble!!

Frostlord Rozalin: I agree. 'Who cares about that,' I just want some candy.

Majorita: W-wait, no! Don't just ignore me! That was a pretty big detail to just drop on me like that, a Me from another dimension!?

Flamelord Majorita: Gya Ha Ha, what else is there to say? You look the same as me! No big deal, so let's rumble!

Majorita: Ow, stop it! Don't pull my hair! I don't feel like rough-housing with a brat like you...

Emizel: Frostlord, Player. I need to tell Mao about the XENO escape, can you keep an eye on these two in the meanwhile?

Frostlord Rozalin: Hmm... I accept. But I'll expect double my usual loot in sweets. That's the rule, right?

Emizel: W-what kinda rule is that!? First I've heard of it! You're just making things up now. But... whatever, it's just sweets. You sure are easy to please.

Flamelord Majorita: HEEEY!! Other me! Isn't that great? We can play all day now!!

Majorita: HEY, you damned reaper!! Take this wild monkey with you, dammit!!