Mao XENO Raid

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Full retranslation of the Mao XENO Raid Event

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details ahead. Proceed with caution!

Raid Intro: Brains VS Brawn

Prof. Beryl: Heh, so this is the Etna from another dimension, eh? Their faces are almost identical, but their attitudes couldn't be more different. This one's got a real delinquent vibe to her!

Saint Etna: Oh, um... thank you?

Etna: Hey you, tell me something. What are those XENO-whatevers chasing you for?

Saint Etna: Well, that's because...

Mao: Worry about that later! First things first - we must EXPERIMENT! *huff huff*

Saint Etna: E-Experiment...!?

Prof. Beryl: Mao, can't you see this girl is under a lot of stress? Could you please keep your weird fixations under control for now?

Mao: *huff huff* ...But she's from a parallel dimension! What could be more scientifically stimulating than that?! Besides, if we do a little experimenting on her, we might be able to figure out what these XENO guys are up to...

Flonne: That sounds like a good motivation, but it'd be easier to believe that if you weren't drooling every time you said the word 'experiment'! Player, could you keep watch on Mao, please?


Voice: Hup! Science? Experiments? As if you could get swole on those useless things! Hup!

Saint Etna: Wait, that sounds like... could it be?!

Raspberyl-looking Girl: Oh Em Gee~, so this is the other dimension~?


Raspberyl XENO Bio: A Raspberyl that comes from another dimension. Raspberyl XENO is always glued to her smart phone. Like and Subscribe to her social media~ By the way, XENO is pronounced "Zeh No".


Beryl XENO: Ahaha, this is crazy! You've got the same face as me! Hey, come take a selfie with me~

Prof. Beryl: Wow, is this super annoying girl another version of me? I already want to throw her in detention...

Beryl XENO: Hey Mao Mao, come look at this! There's a mini version of me over here! It's sooo weird!

Mao-looking Guy: Stop calling me Mao Mao!


Mao XENO Bio: A Mao that comes from another dimension. He also appears to be after Saint Etna. He has devised his own self-improvement regimen, called "Evil Gymnastics", and he's constantly training himself in front of his mirror. His nickname seems to be "Mao Mao".


Mao XENO: If you keep interrupting my regimen, I'll end up scrawny and tiny like that runt over there! Hup! Hup!

Mao: Who are you calling a runt?! More importantly, stop exercising when you're in the middle of talking to someone!

Mao XENO: Hup! Rather than spending all your time on dumb books and science, if you really want to improve, you've gotta train your muscles all the time - this is for the sake of Body Sculpting!

Mao: What a fool who can't even understand the beauty of scientific research! Instead of Body Sculpting, perhaps we should experiment with some Body Modification... let's see what we can learn from the me from another dimension.... *huff huff* Come on, Player, gather the team and let's capture these specimens!

Beryl XENO: He thinks he's gonna capture us? Hah, how do you wanna play this, Mao Mao?

Mao XENO: Before we grab Saint Etna, I think I've got some time to thrash these losers. Stay outta the way, Beryl.

Beryl XENO: Whu... serious~? You really gonna be okay without my super-valuable cheerleading assistance, Mao Mao?

Mao XENO: C-C'mon, stay back...!

Beryl XENO: Hee hee, what's wrong, Mao Mao? Are you shy about a little closeness? How are you gonna fight if you're all flustered like that?

Mao XENO: It's no problem. Evil Gymnastics is an intense training regimen designed to only be 5 minutes a day, but my body can withstand this intensity 24 hours straight!! Nothing can fluster me!

Mao: Mwahaha, that kind of accomplishment means nothing before my 1.8 Million EQ! *huff huff* Come on, let's break you down the bone marrow and see what makes you tick!

Raid Ending: XENO Capture Scheme

Mao: Hmhmhm! This is the power of my 1.8 MILLION EQ in action!

Prof. Beryl: Well, except it was Player who did all the work.

Mao: Not important! Player! Hurry and capture him for my experiment!

Beryl XENO: Say cheese~!

Etna: Wah!? My eyes...!

Mao: Damn, that device comes with a blinding function!? This 'smart phone', such an intriguing weapon...!

Beryl XENO: Hee hee~ I thought you were all a bunch of a cloutless losers, but you're actually pretty hilarious. It's too bad, but we don't have anymore time to play with you today~. I'll be looking forward to joining the fun next time, like and subscribe~! Well, Mao Mao, let's bounce~.

Mao XENO: The interference from Player was unexpected... Before our next meeting, I must prepare for an opponent like Player by increasing my Evil Gymnastics training regimen, until my muscles are bursting with power. And you, the Me from this Netherworld... The next time I see you, I'll put you through intense disciplinary training until you develop a muscular body that doesn't bring shame to us both everytime I see you! Prepare yourself!

Mao: Ugh, wait...! That smartphone... let me... disassemble that device...!

Flonne: Oooh, they disappeared so fast!


Saint Etna: Thank you, Player, everyone. You have all saved me once again. Forgive me for being so helpless...

Prof. Beryl: Don't stress about it. Helping the helpless is what a badass delinquent does!

Flonne: But, something still troubles me. Those XENO guys showed up again this time before we could learn more about their intentions.

Prof. Beryl: Yeah, what a pain. How am I ever gonna whip those Honor Students into proper Delinquents? Mao, have you figured out a plan to catch them yet?

Mao: Who do you think you're talking to, Beryl? This is child's play. I've already started designing a device that can capture those annoying imitations! However, to complete it, I'll need the cooperation of Saint Etna, another being from that dimension. Will you submit to being my specimen?

Saint Etna: ...I- I accept. You've done so much to help me, I must contribute however I can.

Prof. Beryl: You don't have to sound so nervous. I'll be watching over Mao's shoulder to make sure he doesn't get up to any funny business!

Mao: Hmph... just you watch, XENO-Me! The next time we meet, you're as good as captured, and then I'll dissect you down to the bone marrow! And then we'll add a little body modification and perform every stress test I can conceive of! Mwahahaha!

Etna: Argh! Slow down, we forgot to ask this Saint-Me why she was running away in the first place!