XENO Rush Area 2

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Full retranslation of the XENO Rush Event, Area 2

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details ahead. Proceed with caution!

2-1: Rumors of XENO 1

Emizel: The guys causing trouble in the Netherworld were last sighted somewhere around here... according to the rumors at least.

Adell: Do these convenient rumors have any details on the troublemakers?

Emizel: Yeah, it seems like they've been forcing their victims to undergo grueling body sculpting training and then posting about their failures on social media. It's unthinkably cruel! Their victims are threatened with social media humiliation unless they pass on the training regimen to at least 10 other acquaintances!

Frostlord Rozalin: Oh, what's this? Is this one of the fliers for the regimen...?

Adell: Evil Body Sculpting?! ...This training regimen is pretty impressive, actually.

Thunderlord Laharl: Wait, did you say social media? Hmm, now that you mention it, Sicily was always posting selfies and bad poetry on social media... You don't think she's the one behind this? Oh Sicily, don't you know posting so much personal info on the internet is dangerous!?

Saint Etna: Oh, Prince Laharl, you never change. Always worried about little Sicily!

Flamelord Majorita: Gyahaha! What a lunkhead brother.

Mao: Heh heh heh... Body sculpting, eh? It has to be none other than my otherworld doppelganger. Such an easy deduction, we should expect to encounter him soon.

Emizel: By the way, why are the XENO faction even after Saint Etna in the first place?

Saint Etna: ...I see, so the time has come to explain in detail. The reason that I've been targeted by the XENO faction is...

Voice: Hold it! Let me be the one to explain that!


2-2: Overlord Zenon and the Saint

Saint Etna: Y-you? Emizel XENO?

Emizel XENO: Heh heh heh..! Looks like I've finally found you, Saint Etna!

Emizel: W-whoa! Is this the me from the other world!? He's got such a rough-looking face...!

Emizel XENO: Hmph. It seems like this world's version of the magnificent ME is here too... He looks disappointingly weak. I suppose it's the job of your betters to enlighten you! It is I, the highly-respected tactical commander of the XENO faction! I am descended from the most prestigious of bloodlines in the...

Flamelord Majorita: Oh, there you are, Emizel XENO! Time for fighting, let's goooo!!

Emizel XENO: Oh come on! Already?! Why are you always getting in my way and interrupting my speeches?!

Frostlord Rozalin: That's right, Majorita. It's just Emizel, you can beat him up anytime. It's only polite to let him talk first.

Flamelord Majorita: Oh, that's true. Sorry 'bout that.

Emizel: Seeing this treatment, I think I really get how the otherworld-me feels...

Emizel XENO: D-damn you! You're not even worthy to be footstools to our great Overlord Zenon, and yet you dare to mock me!

Adell: O-Overlord Zenon!?

Emizel XENO: That's right! The Solitary God of All Overlords! It is the mission of the XENO faction to elevate our master to rule the universe!

Mao: Wait, is that the reason your faction is called "XENO"? After "Zenon"?

Emizel XENO: As if our name would be such a feeble pun! More importantly, our mission to catch the Saint is because of her power to seal evil, as she did to our master. With that power out of the way, nothing can stop us from becoming the strongest.

Saint Etna: So now you know why... even though I escaped to another realm, they have continued to pursue me. I-it's true, Prince Laharl! I did it. I'm happy I can finally confess what happened!

Thunderlord Laharl: You're so honest, my Saint. Even though Emizel XENO explained most of it...

Mao: Right right, so if we want to hear more details, let's hurry up and use this XENO Capture device on our target!

Mao XENO's voice: Hmph! Such a tool won't do any good!


2-3: Flamelord, Toppled

Mao: Y-you guys are...?!

Mao XENO: Hup! As usual, it's the runt here to greet me! Hup!


Mao XENO profile: A Mao from another dimension. A Body Sculpting maniac. He recently developed a new training course, creatively called "Evil Gymnastics 2". He's not only obsessed with his own body enhancements, but now seeks to spread the regimen to everyone he meets this time. His nickname is 'Mao Mao'.


Raspberyl XENO: Hey guyz~! Looks like the Holy Guardian Cows have herded themselves here to play?


Raspberyl XENO profile: A Raspberyl from another dimension. She always has her smart phone in hand, ready to snap a selfie with anything interesting she sees so she can post it to social media with the *perfect* hashtag. Since Mao XENO came for a rematch, it was only natural she'd tag along.


Mao XENO: I have come for an epic rematch. I've developed a new training regimen based on the outcome of our last fight. Hup! With my new and improved Evil Gymnastics 2, I've sculpted myself into a body of steel! Time to show you its power! Hup!

Adell: I can't believe he's exercising even as he speaks! Such dedication from this alternate Mao...! We'll I'm not gonna be outdone! Hup! Hup!

Emizel: W-whoa! Adell started working out too?! Man, it's like a gym class in here all of sudden!

Raspberyl XENO: Ah ha ha! Mao Mao, you're so crazy! Gonna have to share this video right away! Like and Subscribe~

Emizel XENO: H-HEY! You fools! Don't forget why we came here!

Raspberyl XENO: Yeah yeah, we know~. Gotta catch the poor little Saint lady, Etna, right? You worry too much, Emi~

Emizel XENO: Watch it with the attitude...! There's no forgiveness if you fail this time, got it?

Mao: Heh heh heh...! So you decided to come all the way to another world for a rematch, eh? Well let's see which is better: My superior brain or your overworked muscles. However, I am much too busy gathering the all-important combat data. So I'll have Player and the Holy Guardians do the fighting.

Flamelord Majorita: Ooh, are we exercising together? If we're having an exercise competition, I won't lose! Let's go!

Raspberyl XENO: Omigawd, Flame-cutie, that outfit is so adorbs~! I'll share these Nether Pancakes with you if you'll join me for a selfie?

Frostlord Rozalin: Nether... Pancakes... !?

Flamelord Majorita: Ooooh! That yummy food, you'll really gimme some?! Wow, you're such a nice person!

Mao: Don't take bribes right before we're about to fight!!


2-4: Out-of-Stock Sweets

Flamelord Majorita: Om nom nom...! Mmmm~! This food... so yummy!

Raspberyl XENO: Ahaha! My followers are gonna love this Pancake-eating Flame-cutie~!

Mao: Grrr...! I can't believe she's been so easily subdued by sweets!

Frostlord Rozalin: ...Next, allow me to join in. I will give my all despite this rumbling hunger. Nin nin.

Emizel: W-wow, such motivation, Frostlord Rozalin! Is it because the XENO are your opponents?

Raspberyl XENO: Aww, you're no fun, Rozy~ I guess I'll be the one to play with you now.

Frostlord Rozalin: ....? W-wait please. The um... Nether Pancakes? Can you tell me where I can get some?

Emizel: You just wanted her to try to bribe you more?!

Raspberyl XENO: The pancakes? Oh, my bad~. I only had the one stack.

Frostlord Rozalin: O-oh. I see... S-such a cunning strategy... tempting me with the promise of pancakes and then revealing there's no more to be had... Prepare yourself, Raspberyl XENO. I cannot allow this kind of treachery to stand.

Adell: Hup! I guess I'll never understand how Rozalin thinks, even this one from another world... Hup!

Mao XENO: Hup! Not bad, Red. It seems you've started to pick up the technique of holding conversation while exercising. I'm impressed, so if you want, I'll give you some pointers.

Mao: Stop trying to give lessons and fight already! Hey, Player! I can't use my XENO Capture until the enemy has been weakened! So hurry and help the Holy Guardians so I can catch the other me and force him to run in a treadmill experiment till his legs fall off!


2-5: The Frostlord's Despair

Mao: Perfect, now to just push the button! And I'll capture my prey!

Raspberyl XENO: Hmm~ Even with the Flame-cutie sitting out, we're an eensy bit outnumbered here. Let's go home, Mao Mao.

Mao XENO: What're you saying, Beryl? I can still fight!

Raspberyl XENO: I know, I know. But didn't you come here to fight the other Mao Mao? And he's not even joining in, right?

Mao XENO: Hm... I suppose that's true. I didn't come all the way here just to pick fights randomly... Let's leave.

Frostlord Rozalin: ...N-not yet! You can't leave without revealing all of your hidden sweets... I mean secrets!

Raspberyl XENO: Ahaha, you're scary when you're hungry, Rozy~! We'll play again some other time. Tootles~

Mao XENO: You'd better watch out, Runt version of me. Next time, I will whip you into shape with some Evil Academy discipline!

Adell: H-hey! You can't leave without telling me the next part of the training regimen!

Mao: Damn, they got away...! According to my calculations, we just needed to weaken them a little bit more.

Thunderlord Laharl: The XENO faction have incredible stamina levels. It won't be trivial to weaken and catch them.

Frostlord Rozalin: But... pancakes...

Emizel: Don't act like it's the end of the world... How much could pancakes possibly cost?

Flamelord Majorita: Aww... you really wanted some that badly, Rozy? I still have a few bites left if you want?

Frostlord Rozalin: Ah, blessed is this gift of food. I am humbled 100 times over by your generosity.

Adell: W-wow, she perked right up after that...

Saint Etna: I am so grateful to you all. Thanks to your efforts, it seems the XENO faction's damage was not too severe.

Mao: However, we can't proceed with my research like this. We need to gather more data for the XENO Capture device. It's difficult to catch them when they're in a group. We should try to isolate one of them. Lead the way, Emizel.