XENO Rush Area 3

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Full retranslation of the XENO Rush Event, Area 3

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details ahead. Proceed with caution!

3-1: Zenon from Another World

Adell: Hey. Can I ask one thing? What Emizel XENO was saying, about Overlord Zenon... Is that all true?

Thunderlord Laharl: Yes. It's as Emizel XENO explained.

Saint Etna: There have been many Saints like myself. Throughout the generations, we've been responsible for sealing evil threats to safeguard the Netherworld. However, Overlord Zenon is a special case. Even the power of the Saints may not be enough to contain that much power. Therefore, I have been training to increase my power all this time. All in order to truly seal Overlord Zenon.

Thunderlord Laharl: This Zenon is just a being that exists to amass power and destroy everything. Even the most famed of Overlords were decimated when they went up against Zenon. Without such an indominable power as their leader, the XENO faction would surely fall apart.

Adell: ...I'm pretty familiar with Overlord Zenon myself. The Zenon in this world eventually grew tired of all the fighting and sought to die and reincarnate to have a peaceful life.

Mao: An intriguing story. Perhaps the Zenon of the other world is the result of what would happen if Zenon continued to seek and hoard power without reincarnating.

Adell: Ah, now I get it. That Zenon never reincarnated, so the Rozalin here now is...

Frostlord Rozalin: What's wrong, Adell? Is there something on my face? Hmm...? Could it be? ...you're after what's left of my pancakes?

Emizel: Enough with the pancakes already...

Flamelord Majorita: But they were like... super yummy!

Adell: Heh, I guess it's decided then. A long time ago, I made a vow to defeat Overlord Zenon. I guess the time has come to make good on that, at last.

Saint Etna: Thank you so much, Adell. You have my gratitude.

Thunderlord Laharl: For now, Saint Etna doesn't have the power to completely seal Overlord Zenon. But without the Saint, there's no hope of ever stopping that fiend. We absolutely cannot let her fall into the enemy's clutches.

Mao: We need to devise more countermeasures. I just need to capture one of the XENO.


3-2: Rumors of XENO 2

Adell: The information said the next XENO sighting was around here, right?

Emizel: Yeah. It seems there was a vile miscreant going around knocking Prinnies out of the park with a gruesome baseball bat. I don't get what they're trying to accomplish, but the reports mention some kind of sport called Super Demon Baseball.

Thunderlord Laharl: Baseball bat... Super Demon Baseball... Ah! That's gotta be! My sister Sicily always wanted to play games like that back home when we were younger. Oh how could this be, Sicily?! You can't be turning sports into crimes against Prinnies! You used to be such a good girl!

Emizel: Uhm, is that seriously where your mind went from that description?!

Thunderlord Laharl: It has to be! There were a lot of mentions of things like "Domain of Bullets" and "Total Concentration: Silver Breathing" in her diary! What else could those be but sports plays?!

Frostlord Rozalin: I didn't ask, but now I feel like I know more about Sicily XENO and her hobbies than I ever needed.

Saint Etna: I'm sure Prince Laharl didn't have bad intentions, but reading his sister's diary...

Mao: Heh heh heh...! What an intriguing subject. I must remember to research these powerful-sounding 'plays' later.

Flamelord Majorita: Huh? Guys! There's a huge demonic power on its way!

Adell: It's got to be the XENO! I wonder what this batter guy is like...

Voice: Kyaaaa!!!

Emizel: Waaah!? Look out!!


3-3: Irritated Maiden

Mao: What the heck was that just now...?! A Prinny came flying by?

Adell: That speed... It wasn't like the Prinny was thrown, more like it was shot out of a cannon.

Fuka XENO: ...Why'd you have to dodge it!? Just hurry up and get blown away already!

Emizel: Y-you're... the Fuka of the XENO faction?

Fuka XENO: Ugh, obviously! God, you're irritating.


Fuka XENO profile: A Fuka who came from another dimension. She is the creator of Desco XENO. She's a short-tempered maiden using her skills at hitting explosive homeruns in Super Demon Baseball while Desco XENO is under repair. It seems she cut her hair short, but why...?


Emizel XENO: What are you doing? You're giving away our position!

Fuka XENO: Huh? Quiet, brat! Unless you want me to use you as the next baseball!?

Emizel XENO: Eeep, I'm sorry! J-just please catch Saint Etna! I-it's our orders...

Thunderlord Laharl: Wow, Emizel XENO sure ran away fast...

Fuka XENO: Geez, this whole thing is pissing me off! Stop dodging my Prinny shots and my bat swings...

Frostlord Rozalin: She seems pretty upset. Maybe her blood sugar is low.

Flamelord Majorita: She probably just needs some snacks?

Fuka XENO: Shut it! You wanna get cracked?!

Emizel: Eeep..! That bat looks like it'll do more than send us flying...

Saint Etna: Fuka XENO, why are so upset? Please, won't you tell us what's wrong?

Fuka: Yeah, that's right! I'd like to hear this too!


3-4: Broken Heart Revealed

Emizel: Fuka! What're you doing here?!

Fuka: Oh, I heard the sound of someone here with a great batting arm. I thought I'd scout them for my Super Demon Baseball team.

Thunderlord Laharl: You heard the explosions and came running here to... scout a baseball player? That's just...

Fuka: And who do I find here but the Me from another world. What are you so pissy about anyway? And you've even cut your hair short...

Fuka XENO: Ugh, it's whatever. Just drop it.

Fuka: Hmm... doesn't seem like you cut it just for fashion's sake. So then... to heal a broken heart? No, that's too old-fashioned in this day and age...

Fuka XENO: ....!?

Fuka: Wait, seriously?! Over a broken heart!?

Saint Etna: Fuka XENO... Something sad happened, didn't it?

Fuka XENO: Shut up! It doesn't have anything to do with you guys!

Fuka: It totally has everything to do with me! This is my dream, so obviously I'm concerned with the problems of a girl with the same face as me! I have a right to know!

Flamelord Majorita: Dream? What are you talking about?

Emizel: Yeah, that's just something Fuka's always saying...

Fuka XENO: A dream? Hah, you think you've been sleeping all this time? Don't be a fool, we're actually all just trapped in a video game!

Frostlord Rozalin: Oh, it seems like this one is delusional, too...


3-5: Baseball, Anyone?

Fuka: Trapped in a game world? You're not making any sense.

Fuka XENO: Like everything being 'just a dream' makes any more sense?

Fuka: Not important! Tell me who broke your heart! Did you find your prince charming!?

Fuka XENO: As if I'm gonna tell you anything!

Thunderlord Laharl: This arguing isn't getting us anywhere. What should we do?

Flamelord Majorita: Isn't it obvious? When you need to work things out, you decide with a game!

Fuka: ...Sure, that sounds like it might work. Let's have a Batting Contest! If I win, you have to tell me about your broken heart in detail!

Fuka XENO: Hmph, whatever! If I win, you agree to undergo body modification into a Killer Batting Machine!

Mao: Wait, what?! I like that option! Let's just do that anyway!

Adell: A ball game sounds good, it'll be nice to get some more exercise in! Let's do it!

Flamelord Majorita: Alright! Everyone, let's play ball! Give it your all!!

Thunderlord Laharl: Okay you guys! Use all your demonic or holy power and get into the spirit of the game!

Frostlord Rozalin: I'll just watch from here. Hooray. Hooray. Adell, go.

Saint Etna: Don't get hurt out there, everyone, I'll be praying for your health...!

Emizel: How does this plan make any sense at all!?


3-6: None of Your Business

Fuka: Hehehe. What a match! You promised, Other Me! Spill all the details about this broken heart!

Fuka XENO: I don't remember making any promise. You just decided all that on your own. I've thrown away that kind of childish attitude. I've outgrown falling in love for love's sake. I'll never fall in love ever again...!

Fuka: Y-you... you're so stubborn...

Fuka XENO: Whatever. I've gathered all the parts I needed for Desco's repairs. I'm out of here.

Fuka: W-wait! You didn't explain...

Adell: She's gone.

Mao: Grrr...! Another one got away!

Fuka: Oh well, I guess I'll head back, too. Desco's probably waiting for me.

Emizel: I guess we never found out why Fuka XENO has a broken heart...

Fuka: This is a Maiden's Trial. That girl... she was definitely on the verge of tears. I'm not gonna let this go as if it's someone else's problem! Next time I see her, I'll give her all my advice as a Meister of Romance!