XENO Rush Area 5

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Full retranslation of the XENO Rush Event, Area 5

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details ahead. Proceed with caution!

5-1: This isn't Retreat!

Thunderlord Laharl: We've got you now, Tink XENO, Emizel XENO!

Emizel XENO: So you've finally showed up, fools who follow the Saint!

Saint Etna: There's nowhere left to run, you two. We cannot allow you to do as you please here any longer...!

Emizel XENO: Nowhere to run? Hah hah hah, how stupid you sound right now! You're the ones with nowhere to run!!

Flamelord Majorita: Whoa?! Like, a bunch of monsters suddenly jumped out!

Frostlord Rozalin: ...Ah, an ambush.

Tink (Red): What's this...?! How did WE end up surrounded?!

Tink XENO: Ee hee hee! You thought we were running away!? Such simpleminded babies!

Adell: Nah, you ran away. Obviously.

Tink XENO: Uh uh! You didn't hear the secrets I whispered to my minions! This was all part of the plan all along!

Emizel XENO: Heh heh heh! Don't confuse us with those other XENO failures. We won't go running home to our master without results this time! The others will lose that uppity attitude when I come back victorious...! You should respect my authority!

Emizel: Ugh, I can't believe you're so hung up on something like that... Well no, I used to be like that too. I craved my father's respect and admiration, but this is going too far.

Emizel XENO: Enough, it's over, Holy Guardians! Give up Saint Etna and bow before me in surrender!!

Mao: Heh heh heh...! Bow before you? You can't be serious.

Emizel XENO: Hmph... Something's weird about the Mao from this world.

Mao: You think I'm weird? How shortsighted. You underestimate me simply because my other-self is a tryhard meathead. Maybe that's why our Netherworld President here in this world is a mere Middle Manager where you're from!

Emizel XENO: Huh...? Netherworld... President? NETHERWORLD PRESIDENT!?!?


5-2: Middle Manager, Defeated

Emizel XENO: H-hey! Me from this world! Is it true, are you really the Netherworld President!?

Emizel: That's right. I'm the 63rd Netherworld President. We have the same face, so surely you've heard about it from someone since you've been here... Did you really not know?

Emizel XENO: I thought it was obviously a self-proclaimed title! B-but, you're seriously...? ARRRGH! Dammit, how?! How'd you get such a respected position?! What cheat code do I need to get it? Just quote me an estimate for how many bribes I need!!

Emizel: Hey, I didn't stoop to bribery!!

Mao: Mwahahaha! That's a good look on you, Middle Manager! Grovelling before your superiors? It suits you so well!

Emizel XENO: Grrr...! Dammit, dammit, dammit! How dare you mock me...!

Tink XENO (thinking): Can it be? This other young master is already the Netherworld President? Seriously? Maybe it would be best if I switched sides now...?

Emizel XENO: HEY, TINK!!!

Tink XENO: Y-yes sir!?

Emizel XENO: Beat the snot out of these peons!! Once we've gotten our hands on Saint Etna, I'll recommend you for promotion to our master!!

Tink XENO: Hooray~!! Seriously!? Is that a promise, young master!?

Tink (Red): Eeek!? W-why are you taunting them, Mao!? Can you not see these guys are full of murder now?

Thunderlord Laharl: No, it wouldn't have mattered what Mao said. They were always going to attack...!

Tink XENO: MY PROMOTION IS AT HAND!! YOU ALL JUST HAVE TO DIE!!


5-3: Last Chance

Frostlord Rozalin: We keep defeating and defeating foes, but none of them ever drop any candy as loot... Such a waste of time.

Flamelord Majorita: I'm just having fun fightin'! Is that all ya got?

Tink XENO: H-how could this beeeeeee!? I gathered a whole mountain of demons, how could they all be defeated!?

Emizel XENO: What's worse, we couldn't defeat even a single of the Holy Guardians! What's going on here!?

Thunderlord Laharl: Don't underestimate us. The title of Holy Guardian of the Saint isn't just for show!

Saint Etna: Not only that, but we have the help of Player and our friends from this world...!

Adell: Yeah! If we lost to something like this, the dream of sealing Zenon would always just be a dream!

Tink: Would it not be better if you just surrendered, mon ami? Each of these fighters is tres powerful.

Mao: Indeed, just surrender, little XENO specimens! You can all become part of my glorious research for my experiments! *huff huff*

Tink XENO: Ulp! W-we should retreat, young master! We're out of options...

Emizel XENO: NEVER!!! There's no running home crying this time! I'll be stripped of my rank at minimum...! We're out of chances! I've got to do this...! I'll show all those jerks who made fun of me what my true power is...!

Emizel: Finally, he's made the choice to fight on his own merits, I'm almost proud of other-me...! However, more important than that, I won't let our Netherworld get wrecked. Get ready for a beating...!

Emizel XENO: Get ready yourself!! Holy Guardians and the Netherworld President, I'll take out all these elite bastards all at once!!


5-4: Gotta XENO-Capture 'em All

Emizel XENO: Jeez... dammit...!

Adell: Even with that bratty attitude, he was still a member of XENO. He really went all out during that fight, and was way stronger than I imagined.

Mao: But it all pays off now! ...XENO CAPTURE!!

Emizel XENO: Huh!? WAAAAHH?!

Flamelord Majorita: Wow, we caught him! Emizel XENO, I choose you!

Emizel XENO: W-what is this, I can't move! Tink! Hey, Tink! You gotta help meee!

Tink XENO: Alas. That is impossible, young master. It really has been a pleasure knowing you. Don't worry. I'll make sure everyone knows of your noble sacrifice in battle, young master.

Emizel XENO: SACRIFICE!?

Emizel: No matter the world, am I destined to be written off as dead by my followers!? Man, this is too depressing to watch...

Frostlord Rozalin: ...So then. What are we to do with this XENO we caught?

Mao: In order to develop a countermeasure for the XENO, (and also to satisfy my desire for research,) we must experiment on every inch of this specimen!

Thunderlord Laharl: A-are you seriously going to do some kind of horrible human experimentation...!?

Saint Etna: Sir Mao, though the XENO may be our enemy, taking a life in exchange for research is just...

Mao: What? Taking a life? As if I'd let a valuable guinea pig like this expire! Although, the tenacity of these XENO does seem quite formidable. Perhaps we should start with a body durability test? In fact, let's begin immediately...! Are you prepared, Emizel XENO? *huff huff*

Emizel XENO: Eeeeeeek!? Someone HELP MEEEE!


5-5: The Aforementioned "Master"

Tink XENO: The members of XENO we sent were all defeated by the Saint's forces, backed up by Player and Adell. Despite hunting them down with the ferocity of a lion, even when we had them cornered, we were no match for them. Emizel XENO fought tooth and nail with his own gun, but in the end... Oooh...!

Tink XENO (thinking): Sorry, young master. Better to leave you behind than to get stuck in a battle I can't win. But if the young master has passed on, then it'll be me who rides the escalator of success to a high-ranking promotion...!

???: ...Is that so? This wasn't unexpected, and yet I am speechless at such failure. I suppose the only thing to do is to abolish the sub-commander position altogether.

Fallen Vessel Flonne: From now on... Fallen Vessel Flonne shall take direct command of the situation.


Fallen Vessel Flonne bio: A girl who resembles Flonne but exuding a terrifying atmosphere. Any other details are shrouded in mystery....


Tink XENO: Haha! Yes, thank for you the promotio- what?

Fallen Vessel Flonne: I cannot trust these incompetent meatbags in this worthless organization. I suppose it would be best to dispose of all of this trash? Unless... you have any objections to me culling all the useless ones?

Tink XENO: Eep...! Uh- no no! No objections, you should do as you see fit, master!

Tink XENO (thinking): Nonononono! That's not how this conversation was supposed to go! There's no point coming back here if there's no organization to get a promotion in! The only thing to do now is find some way to get my scapegoat, I mean, the young master back...!

Tink XENO: Well then, my report is complete. With your grace, I shall take my leave...

Fallen Vessel Flonne: Hmph... These followers, why are they all such incompetent broken toys? Well, it matters not. It'll be more rewarding to devour them all if they struggle a bit first... Heh heh. Enjoy your fun little life while you can, Saint Etna. It won't last for very long, after all....