XENO Rush Area 4

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Full retranslation of the XENO Rush Event, Area 4

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details ahead. Proceed with caution!

4-1: Rumors of XENO 3

Adell: Emizel. How far to the next XENO sighting, according to your intel?

Emizel: From what I've learned, there shouldn't be hardly any of their forces left. Maybe just 2 or 3 along with the other-myself.

Mao: What? That's terrible...! We're running out of chances to test the XENO Capture device!

Saint Etna: Capturing one of the XENO may be too difficult. But if we don't repel the invasion, we will not be able to capture much of anything, right? Sir Emizel, where is our next destination...?

Emizel: Oh, right...! Let's see, according to the intel, there should be... a violent frog rampaging around this way... Apparently, he's been bribing the locals to wreck stuff for him... Not that demons need much of an excuse to do that...

Thunderlord Laharl: A frog... bribery... Could it be!? Now that you mention that, I am reminded of how whenever Sicily is lounging around at home, she's always wearing these cute plush animal pajamas! A frog is a strange choice for her, but perhaps...

Emizel: Dude, it's definitely NOT your sister!!

Saint Etna: Ooh, seeing little Sicily in cute pajamas would be just adorable, don't you think? Heehee!

Flamelord Majorita: Hey, I wanna try some animal PJs too! Make mine a dragon! Grrr! Roar!

Frostlord Rozalin: Prince Laharl's worrying is getting kind of worrying in itself. We need to hurry and find Sicily XENO soon before his mind snaps...

Tink: Bonjour! Such lovely beauties have graced my presence today! Perhaps you'd care to join me for a cafe date?


4-2: Not Even a Little Jealous

Frostlord Rozalin: A frog...?

Tink: Ah, mon cherie! Forgive me, for I lost myself in your beauty and neglected to introduce myself. My name is Tink. I was born into a most venerable demon family. It heals me to be in your lovely presence and make your acquaintance.

Tink (Red): ...So why don't you and I go somewhere and do some up close and personal healing together, babe? C'mon, we can go right now and ...

Adell: Maybe you should get your eyes checked, Tink. Don't you think the lady you're hitting on looks a bit too much like Rozy?

Tink (Red): Oh, didn't see you there, Adell! I was way too busy ogling this babe to notice much of anything else. But you're right, it seems zis is the Princess, but from another world... No wonder she's such a snack! The Princess is tasty in any world!

Frostlord Rozalin: Wow. What a funny frog. Does it have some kind of split personality?

Mao: Is this loser really the frog we were looking for? With such a pitiful amount of demonic power, this can't seriously be the XENO, right?

Tink (Red): Tres rude! Anyway, Adell! I got asked to come here by the Princess and check up on you.

Adell: R-Rozy asked you to? So then, is something worrying her?

Tink (Red): 'Course, you dolt! You went running off with a huge cauldron like a crazy person! Who wouldn't be worried!? And to think I'd find you running around with another version of the hot princess, doing this and that... Not that I'm even a little jealous! Well, this lapse in fidelity is certainly not one that I can ignore! I must let the Princess know right now...

Flamelord Majorita: Froggie!!!

Tink (Red): Aaargh!? Unhand me! Ow ow! Adell, save meee!

Emizel: What an unbelievably annoying pest...

Thunderlord Laharl: Enough! Tink, answer me. Are you the frog causing chaos in this Netherworld we've heard about?

Tink (Red): Don't be absurd, the only chaos I have caused is breaking too many beautiful ladies' hearts in my free time!! Of that, I am guilty as charged!!

Voice: What nonsense! As if that amphibian trash could hold a candle to the chaos I have sown in this Netherworld!


4-3: Mounting Tension

Adell: Ugh, this slimy feeling...!? Are you the Tink from the other world!?

Tink (Red): Sacre bleu! A me from another world?!

Tink XENO: That's right, peasant! The one sewing beautiful chaos in this world is none other than me, the REAL Tink!


Tink XENO profile: An ambitious, status-obsessed Tink from another world, and Emizel XENO's childhood friend. He came to this Netherworld to seize Saint Etna by threatening and bribing a horde of minions to do his bidding. He hopes to laze in a position of luxury by exploiting Emizel XENO's connections. Since he was implemented in the game before the other Tink, he's become especially arrogant, even though he's still not particularly popular...


Emizel XENO: Huh, is that the Tink from this world? He's a lot more... red than I expected.

Tink XENO: Don't worry yourself over this inconsequential little skirt-chasing tadpole, young master Emizel! According to my intel, his popularity is so low he barely warrants being mentioned, so popular guys like us need not concern ourselves. Really, he's not even a playable character yet! How pitiful. I suggest we all recognize that I am the one and only original Tink character and he is but a pale imitation!

Tink (Red): You sir, are pissing me off!! Coming out of nowhere and spouting this impudence! En garde!

Tink XENO: Don't blame me for your own pitiful shortcomings! I am merely the me from another world, where I get the fame and attention I deserve. Your misfortune is just the timeline you were born to!

Mao: I don't care which one of you is the original, let's just get to the dissecting already! Dissection of frogs is the most fundamental of experiments... *huff huff* I can't wait any longer!

Emizel XENO: H-hey, Tink. Are we really gonna be okay? Even Mao and Fuka XENO's teams got sent packing by this group, didn't they?

Tink XENO: Worry not, young master. Fools like these are no match for me with young master at my side!

Emizel XENO: Oh, I can always count on you to follow my orders properly, Tink!

Emizel (thinking): Wait, so the only one who follows his orders is a slimy frog... That's kinda pitiful, other-me...

Thunderlord Laharl: My comrades! No matter how much they might look like insignificant weaklings, our opponents are members of XENO! Don't let your guard down...!

Tink XENO: Heh heh heh...! Prepare yourselves, insects! I call upon... my Sensei!!

Frostlord Rozalin: ...Sensei?

Sicily XENO: Haahahahahaha! Tis I, the Black Ruin Overlord, Sicily! Guided by the light of the silver moon, I have returned to this pitiful world!


4-4: Elder Brother and 'Sensei'

Thunderlord Laharl: Wait, so the 'Sensei' was... Sicily!?

Sicily XENO: Heh heh...! Hello, Elder Brother and Player! I have come to right the transgression that was my past humiliation!


Sicily XENO profile: Another Sicily wearing the symbol(?) of an Overlord as proof of her self-proclaimed Overlordhood. She has returned for a rematch with her brother while acting as a bodyguard for Tink XENO. She always wears ten powerful magic rings on each of her fingers that can each be used to perform powerful techniques. "Burning Sirius" on the right index finger and "Glittering Polaris" on the right middle finger are the most recommended choices.


Saint Etna: Oh whew, their bodyguard was just little Sicily. It's nice to see you looking well!

Thunderlord Laharl: Indeed, I'm relieved she's okay. I guess I didn't need to snoop through her social media feeds and bad poetry diaries worrying about her, after all!

Sicily XENO: E-elder brother, you what?! Once again, you've remorselessly espied my personal affects without asking?!

Frostlord Rozalin: Like usual. This time around, all of your tightly concealed secrets about your nerdy hobbies were exposed to everyone.

Mao: Yeah, I even checked out your social media account talking about special skills and such, but none of it provided any useful research for my experiments. How disappointing.

Flamelord Majorita: Yeah, it wasn't useful at all, but it was a fun chat, right?

Sicily XENO: Ngyaaaaahh!? E-elder brother~! Th-this affront to my dark secret arts cannot stand~!

Thunderlord Laharl: N-no, Sicily, you don't understand! I was just worried about where you'd run off to...!

Sicily XENO: S-silence! Silence! My elder brother's words are now as like poison to me! Say not another syllable! Perhaps... this conflict between us was destiny...! My dark training was forever preparing for this day! The abyss between us is irreconcilable!

Tink XENO: Yes, Sicily-sensei! I knew the power of the infamous Black Ruin Overlord would be reliable!

Sicily XENO: But of course! With this ruinous dark power of mine, I shall seize the enemy Saint and shut my brother's mouth for good!

Adell: Look out, guys, here they come...!

Sicily XENO: Burning Sirius, Glittering Polaris! Upon my right hand, these sparkling rings shall release their power! Witness the all-consuming hellfire of an Overlord!


4-5: Elder Brother's Secret

Sicily XENO: Gyaah~!? I-I lost againnn!? Nooo...!

Adell: She's the sister of the Thunderlord with the power to match, but when she's like this I feel like we're just picking on a little kid...

Thunderlord Laharl: My apologies, Sicily! I was so worried, I talked about your secrets without your permission... So then! Since I can't take back my mistake, your big bro will reveal a secret of his own to make it up to you!

Sicily XENO: A-a secret of yours, Elder brother?

Thunderlord Laharl: Yeah. Does that sound fair? Okay, so the truth is, your big bro... CARES ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH, SICILY!!!!

Saint Etna: ...P-Prince Laharl? Do you really think that's some kind of secret at this point?

Flamelord Majorita: Gyahaha! I don't think there's anywhere you could go where that's a secret!

Frostlord Rozalin: (thinking) Hmm... a parfait sounds yummy right about now.

Sicily XENO: Rrrgh, who'd wanna know something like that?! Big Bro you're such a lunkhead!!

Tink XENO: W-wait! Sensei! Sensei don't go...!

Tink (Red): Hohohoho! Look at who is ze inconsequential tadpole now! I guess you talk big, but you're no more prepared to fight than a little baby! A baby among babies!

Adell: It's not like you did any fighting either...

Tink (Red): The only reason I'm not fighting is because my character hasn't been implemented yet! Kindly direct your complaints to the management!

Tink XENO: What a disaster! Well, if it's like that, then it's our last resort! Let's go, young master!

Emizel XENO: This sucks! I'll get you losers back for this... later!

Emizel: "Later"? Wait, are they retreating back to the other world?

Mao: But aren't they under pressure from their overbearing bosses? Ah, what a sad lot in life it is to be a mere Middle Manager. Let's go, Player! The XENO Capture device is all warmed up and ready for those two specimens...!