Desco XENO Raid

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First banner of the XENO Storyline, featuring the Desco XENO Raid.

Full retranslation of the Desco XENO Raid Event

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details ahead. Proceed with caution!

Raid Intro: Strange Visitors

Flonne: Okay everyone, this seems to be the place Laharl said he sensed a huge demonic presence.

Fuka: Looks like a whole lot of nothing to me.

Desco: Desco doesn't see anyone.

Etna: What if, and this is a stretch, the Prince was wrong? He has been letting himself go lately, spending all his time playing games.

Fuka: What a let-down, I was hoping there'd be some kind of evil contraption I could use for world domination here.

Desco: Desco was also hoping to find something like cursed equipment truly worthy for a Final Boss, but...

Etna: Kinda sounds like instead of working towards your goals, you were just lounging around looking bored. Whatever, not my problem. Let's go get some expensive parfaits and put it on the Prince's tab while we're out. You coming with us, Player...? Whoa, huh? S-something weird is appearing out of nowhere?

Fuka: Hey, what's going on?!

Flonne: Look out, everyone! I feel a strong demonic power...!

Etna: Hey! Ouch! What the hell just fell on me? Huh?

Saint Etna: Oh dear, my apologies. Are you alright? ...Oh?!


Saint Etna Bio: A demon that looks just like Etna who suddenly appeared in this Netherworld. Her soft-spoken manner and white outfit give her the impression of a holy woman. Who is she and what is her purpose?


Saint Etna: ...Might you be... the me from this Netherworld?

Etna: This is insane... You have the same face and voice as me... What the hell are you?

Saint Etna: Oh thank goodness...! Looks like I was able to arrive here safely. Please! You must help me!

Flonne: Wow, Player. This Etna in white seems to be in real trouble. We should at least hear her out...

Desco: W-whoa, Desco is sensing another powerful demonic force!

Fuka: Oh NOW what!?


Fuka XENO: Well this is a surprise... there really are duplicates here who look just like us.


Fuka XENO Bio: A girl who appeared out of nowhere that looks exactly like Fuka. Along with the slightly-different outfit and skin color, her personality is completely different from Fuka. Her intentions for coming to this world are a complete mystery. "XENO" is pronounced "Zeh No", by the way.


Fuka XENO: I've found you now, Saint Etna!

Saint Etna: Fuka XENO? Oh dear, I can't believe you've already caught up to me...

Fuka XENO: Hmhmhm, you can't escape now. Give it up already!

Desco XENO: No need to trouble yourself, Big Sis! Desco will handle this!


Desco XENO Bio: A mysterious Ultimate Weapon that looks identical to Desco. She appeared alongside Fuka XENO. The fond way she calls Fuka XENO "Big Sis" is similar to Fuka and Desco's relationship, but the cruel way she looks at Saint Etna with evil in her eyes is nothing like Desco. "XENO" is pronounced "Zeh No", just like her sister's!


Desco XENO: This pitiful Saint is no match for Desco, the Final Boss!

Fuka: No way! First Etna, and now counterfeit versions of us, too?!

Desco: Not only that, Big Sis! That fake Desco just said she's a Final Boss already!?

Desco XENO: You dare claim that Desco and Big Sis are the counterfeits? Nonsense!

Fuka XENO: Let them be, Desco. They don't matter. Come on, let's hurry up and grab that Saint and get out of this dump.

Desco XENO: As you command, Big Sis! Desco will show them the true power of a Final Boss!

Desco: Eep! Big Sis! That Fake Desco just suddenly became huge!

Fuka: Ooh, we won't lose to them! Alright Desco, you hurry up and become huge too!

Desco: You got it, Big Sis! ...Wait, uh Big Sis? How does Desco become huge?

Etna: Oh come on, that should be Final Boss 101-level stuff!

Fuka XENO: Hmhmhm, wow. You guys are more pathetic than I thought. Desco, attack! Full power!

Desco XENO: You will not escape. Desco will hunt you all down until the Saint is captured!

Raid Ending: Alternate Dimension Netherworld

Fuka: Hiiiiyaah!

Desco: Take this!

Desco XENO: Gyah!!

Fuka: Hmph, what a piece of cake! I'd never lose to some bargain-bin copy!

Desco: That's right! Now you know what a real Final Boss looks like!

Desco XENO: B-Big Sis...

Fuka XENO: Ugh, why did I even bother wasting all that energy making you, Desco? Just to lose to these weaklings?

Desco XENO: S-Sorry, Big Sis...

Desco: Big Sis, I feel kinda sorry for that other Desco...

Fuka: Yeah... Hey you! If you're gonna walk around looking like me, you should be nicer to your Desco! That's what a good big sister would do!

Fuka XENO: I'm not her actual sister, you idiot. She's an ultimate weapon I invented. What's the point if she can't deliver results?

Desco: Whoa, that Desco was made by that Fake Big Sis?

Fuka: Not by Daddy?

Fuka XENO: Like that's any of your business. Even though we lost the battle, we've collected some useful combat data thanks to Desco. That alone should be good enough for now. I can't wait to get out of here. Later, losers.

Desco: Wait!

Fuka: It's no use, Desco. They're quick at running away.

Desco: So what were those fakes up to?

Etna: Why don't we ask the Copy-Me?

Flonne: Yes, Miss Etna in White, those two seemed to be chasing you. What's going on?

Etna: Yeah, if you want our help, cough up what you know!

Saint Etna: Oh dear. Yes, of course... Well, believe it or not, I come from a different dimension than the one you live in. What's more... this world is being targeted. I came here to warn you.


--In an unknown location:

Fuka XENO: Geez, I'm worn out. And it looks like Desco's out of commission until I get repairs done.

Voice: You've returned unsuccessfully. You claimed it'd take no time at all to enact your world domination plans, but it seems you were mistaken.

Fuka XENO: Hmph! Just a minor miscalculation.

Voice: That's what happens when you don't work out your body too. Thinking up all those plans is useless if you don't strengthen your muscles. Working out is good for you, after all...

Voice: Yeah, yeah. While it's funny hearing you go on about that dumb stuff all day, we're a little busy right now.

Voice: Aw, I'm so jealous you got to visit that Netherworld. I wanted to go, too!

Voice: Yeah, I'd love to take a ton of selfies in that Netherworld myself. But it's fine, we'll get our chance. That annoying Saint is still running around un-captured over there.

Voice: Well, it'd be no fun if it was too easy. Maybe I'll go next time and take care of it myself?

Voice: Oooh, how grown up of you. Let me know if you need any cheerleading. I'll go all out to help you.

Voice: Right, thanks for the back up! I'll take you up on that offer.

Fuka XENO: Whatever, have it your way. I'll get to work on fixing Desco, if that's okay?

Voice: Do what you want. But don't forget about our real goal.